President

    How to Play President

    President is a shedding game for 3–7 people, everyone for themselves. You deal one 52, play equal or higher of the same count onto the pile, and race to empty your hand. First out is President next deal. Last out is the bottom seat.

    This page is kitchen-table President. Short enough to deal tonight. Also called Scum or Asshole at some tables — CardPractice house name is President. Not Hand and Foot. Not Golf. Not Pinochle. Four to seven is typical; three is a real table, not a leftover. Pick it from tonight with 3 players or tonight with 4.

    What you need

    Sit, pick a dealer, agree on the house

    Sit where you can see the pile. Cut for the first deal, or point at someone. After the first hand, the bottom seat deals.

    Say these out loud before the first card:

    1. One 52, no jokers. 2 is highest, ace under 2. Then king down to 3. Suits do not matter.
    2. Same count, equal or higher. Pair on pair. Trips on trips. A single does not beat a pair. Pass if you cannot or will not.
    3. Last of a rank passes the lead. If you play the last card(s) of that rank — the fourth 7, or the rest of the 7s onto 7s already there — the pile is done and you lead again. When everyone passes, the last player to play leads.
    4. First out is President next hand. Last out is the bottom seat and deals. Common house: President gives two worst, gets two best from the bottom. Some tables skip the swap. Say which.

    Deal the whole pack

    Shuffle. Deal clockwise until the pack is gone. Everyone plays the cards they were dealt. There is no stock and no draw. At three people, one seat has 18 and the others have 17. At seven, some have 8 and some have 7. That is the deal, not a misdeal.

    Left of the dealer leads the first hand — any legal combo: a single, a pair, trips, or four of a rank. After roles exist, the bottom seat deals and President leads. If your table starts on 3♣ instead, say so now.

    Play equal or higher

    Play goes clockwise. On your turn you either play or pass.

    1. Match the count on the pile: singles on singles, pairs on pairs, trips on trips, four on four.
    2. Your rank must be equal or higher. Rank, high to low: 2, ace, king, queen, jack, 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3.
    3. Pass if you cannot beat it, or if you want to save the cards. You may pass even when you could play. You can come back in on a later turn of the same pile.

    When every other player has passed, the last person to play wins the pile. Clear it. That person leads any legal combo. If they just went out, the next player still in leads.

    Playing the last of a rank also passes the lead. Four 9s, or the remaining 9s onto 9s already on the pile: the pile is done and that player leads again — unless those were their last cards, in which case they are out and the next person still in leads.

    Going out and next-hand seats

    Empty your hand and you are out. Keep playing until one person still has cards. Finish order is next hand's seating. You do not need a pad.

    President seats for a first game night
    Finish4 people3 people5–7 people
    First outPresidentPresidentPresident
    SecondVice PresidentNeutralVice President
    MiddleNeutral(s)
    Second-lastVP-bottomVice-Scum
    Last outBottom seatBottom seatBottom (Scum)

    At three, skip the vice ranks. At five or more, Neutrals sit between VP and Vice-Scum. The last seat is the bottom — they deal the next hand.

    The swap, if your table uses it

    Before the next deal, some tables trade cards. Common house, four people:

    Say this out loud. Some tables skip the swap every time. If nobody names it, skip it tonight and play the cards you were dealt.

    Walk through one first-night hand

    Four people. You are West. South dealt. You speak first. You lead a pair of 9s.

    North plays a pair of jacks. East passes. South plays a pair of aces. You pass — you have a pair of 2s and you are saving them. North passes. East passes. South won the pile and leads a single king.

    You play a single ace. North plays a 2. Nothing beats a 2 of that count. Everyone passes. North leads again, dumps four 4s, and empties their hand. North is President next deal. East, South, and you keep climbing. You go out second (Vice President). East goes out third (VP-bottom). South still holds cards: bottom seat, and deals next.

    If you are swapping: North (President) gives South two junk cards and takes South's two best. You (VP) give East one junk card and take East's best. Then South deals, and North leads.

    Night-one habits

    You know enough to deal. Keep this page beside the table. Three people is a tonight pick. There is no President trainer on CardPractice — this how-to is the product.

    Frequently asked questions

    Is President the same as Scum or Asshole?

    Yes. Those are other table names for the same shedding game. CardPractice house name is President. The last seat is called Scum at some tables; this page says bottom seat.

    Can three people play President?

    Yes. Three is a real table. Skip Vice President ranks: first out is President, middle is Neutral, last is the bottom seat. Same deck, same climb. No dummy, no partner, no sitting out.

    What beats what?

    Same count, equal or higher rank. A pair beats a pair. A single does not beat a pair. Tonight: no jokers, 2 is highest, ace sits under 2, then king down to 3. Pass if you cannot or will not.

    Do you swap cards with the President?

    Common house: before the next deal, President gives two worst cards and gets the two best from the bottom seat. Vice President swaps one with VP-bottom. Some tables skip the swap. Say it out loud before you deal.

    Is this Hand and Foot?

    No. Hand and Foot is a melding game with a second pile, and it is a later catalog pick. Tonight is President: one 52, shed your hand, first out sits President next deal.

    Do you keep score on paper?

    Paper is optional. Roles are the prize, not a score pad. First out is President next hand. Last out is the bottom seat and deals.

    Does CardPractice have a President trainer?

    No. This page is the kitchen-table how-to. Open Tonight, pick how many people, and deal.

    Deal it tonight.

    No President trainer on this site. Print this page, deal the whole pack, and play until someone is out — first out is President next hand.